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Friday Mar 13, 2015
DSJNP Cerebral Satire: Battle of the Sexes EP 18
Friday Mar 13, 2015
Friday Mar 13, 2015
Big Surprise for you guys, the women from All Wine Aside join us. We
have a trivia contest with them guess who wins! Teaching Wayne and some
great news articles.
Check out the New WWW.DSJNP.COMContact the shows and join our community.
Show notesHead transplanthttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/first-human-head-transplant-could-5233587
2 Mysterious white spotshttp://www.iflscience.com/space/ceres-white-spots-are-multiplyingFart in a jar goes globalhttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/farts-jar-kickstarter-company-sells-global-flatulence-article-1.2128446Waynes facts Movies reviewsTrivia Male vs Female
Friday May 08, 2015
Cerebral Satire "Beard Poop" Ep 26
Friday May 08, 2015
Friday May 08, 2015
Cerebral Satire EP 26Host: Ant and DevilvampContact infowww.DSJNP.COM is the websiteEmail us at DSJNP.COM@gmail.comFollow us on twitter @DSJNPCOMPlease Rate us on Itunes2 new reviewsIntroTopicsRoyal BabyBoxing is MMAOnline DatingUK ElectionsNews:Christian Game developer launches game that kills LGBThttp://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/05/05/1382609/-Christian-game-developer-launches-video-game-to-shoot-LGBT-people?detail=facebook_sfBeards Contain shithttp://www.brobible.com/life/article/beard-covered-bacteria-wtf/?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchangeSuicide Squadhttp://comicbook.com/2015/05/04/suicide-squad-a-detailed-analysis-of-the-cast/Outro
Friday Apr 24, 2015
Cerebral Satire (Gangbangs, Genius, and Handjobs) Ep 24
Friday Apr 24, 2015
Friday Apr 24, 2015
Cerebral SatireEp 24Host: Devilvamp, AntIntroWomen tried to live a Gangbang Fantasyhttp://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/04/woman-fantasy-gone-wrong/Woman wakes up from a crash and is a geniushttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/skier-wakes-up-genius-after-5535949Ant’s Movie Reviews Sex lie’s of the potato men (Sent in by @Rox_Trudel)Japanese Game Karaoke with Hand Jobshttp://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/04/now-theres-finally-a-japanese-game-show-that-mixes-karaoke-competition-with-handjobs/Netflix’s Market Valuehttp://uproxx.com/tv/2015/04/netflix-cbs-market/Trailers we have seen this week Batman Vs Superman Starwars Jurassic World20 things you can do while you are 30 to make your life better at 50http://distractify.com/beth-buczynski/smart-things-to-do-at-30/?ts_pid=2Out!Follow us at @DSJNPCOM on TwitterEmail us DSJNP.COM@gmail.comVisit WWW.DSJNP.COM to see the PPV Sheets and our picksPlease Rate us on Itunes Rate Here
Saturday Nov 01, 2014
Cerebral Satire Halloween Special!!! Ep 3
Saturday Nov 01, 2014
Saturday Nov 01, 2014
We talk all Halloween! Enjoy! #Csatire DevilvampAnt.
Friday Apr 10, 2015
Cerebral Satire "Easter Blow Jobs" Ep 22
Friday Apr 10, 2015
Friday Apr 10, 2015
Cerebral Satire EP 22
Host: Devilvamp, Ant, Wayne
➔ Intro
➔ Easter
◆ Flying French bells and other bizarre Easter traditions from around
the world
◆ Other Easter Opinions
◆ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgd04HcOlZ8
➔ Feel Good story
◆ Pen helps parkinson's and people with seizures write
◆ http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/self-stabilizing-pen-parkinso
ns-disease-micrographia/
➔ Burger King customer bitten by Pig
◆ http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/burger-king-customer-bitt
en-pig-5458874
➔ Waynes Facts (Ant)
➔ Why I dont give Blow jobs
◆ http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/why-i-dont-give-blowjobs-323
➔ Ants Movie Reviews
➔ How to give a grape fruit blow job by Wayne
◆ http://www.closeronline.co.uk/2015/04/nsfw-how-to-give-a-grapefrui
t-blow-job
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Friday Apr 03, 2015
Cerebral Satire "Ant's News, GoT, and Walking Dead" Ep 21
Friday Apr 03, 2015
Friday Apr 03, 2015
Cerebral Satire Ep 21Host:Devilvamp, AntSwedish MPs have backed a ban on unlicensed dancing in public or "illegally moving your feet to music". Bar, restaurant and nightclub owners without permits can be fined if customers "dance spontaneously and without permission" as a result of a vote in the nation's parliament. Police say dancing can cause fighting and disorder.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3020383/Sweden-s-continues-ban-dancing-Country-votes-uphold-law-stops-activity-taking-place-public.html#ixzz3W2e3IGzNTwo unrelated men who look near-identical and live a few miles apart have finally been introduced. Neil Richardson, 69, and John Jemison, 74, both studied at the same college, worked as religious knowledge teachers, have accounts at the same bank and reside around Braintree, Essex. The two eventually met when they both took the same coach for a Friends of Braintree Museum visit to the Magna Carta exhibition at the British Library.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11505972/Priest-greeted-by-strangers-discovers-doppelganger-neighbour.htmlA US entrepreneur has pledged to rid China of "farcical" western names such as Lady Gaga, Elvis and Washing Liquid. Chinese people commonly take a "yingwen ming" or "English name" to help Anglophone employers address them. But often these result in them being "laughed at behind their backs" when they choose such monikers as Furry, Twinkle, Pussy or Volcano, says businesswoman Lindsay Jernigan, who has launched a website to help Mandarin speakers adopt more suitable titles.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/11506375/US-entrepreneur-vows-to-rid-China-of-farcical-western-names.htmlDevilvamp and Ant Chat:The Walking DeadGame of ThronesAmazon has launched a button that goes on the wall of your home or a household appliance. When you press it, it will order something you're running out of, for example kitchen roll or washing powder. Called the Dash Button, it is a little hook marked with a brand name. The button is free but only available to Amazon Prime members in the US. So far more than a dozen products are available.http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-32139432Outro
Friday Apr 03, 2015
Cerebral Satire “Ant’s News, GoT, and Walking Dead” Ep 21
Friday Apr 03, 2015
Friday Apr 03, 2015
Cerebral Satire Ep 21
Host:
Devilvamp, Ant
Swedish MPs have backed a ban on unlicensed dancing in public or “illegally moving your feet to music”. Bar, restaurant and nightclub owners without permits can be fined if customers “dance spontaneously and without permission” as a result of a vote in the nation’s parliament. Police say dancing can cause fighting and disorder.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3020383/Sweden-s-continues-ban-dancing-Country-votes-uphold-law-stops-activity-taking-place-public.html#ixzz3W2e3IGzN
Two unrelated men who look near-identical and live a few miles apart have finally been introduced. Neil Richardson, 69, and John Jemison, 74, both studied at the same college, worked as religious knowledge teachers, have accounts at the same bank and reside around Braintree, Essex. The two eventually met when they both took the same coach for a Friends of Braintree Museum visit to the Magna Carta exhibition at the British Library.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11505972/Priest-greeted-by-strangers-discovers-doppelganger-neighbour.html
A US entrepreneur has pledged to rid China of “farcical” western names such as Lady Gaga, Elvis and Washing Liquid. Chinese people commonly take a “yingwen ming” or “English name” to help Anglophone employers address them. But often these result in them being “laughed at behind their backs” when they choose such monikers as Furry, Twinkle, Pussy or Volcano, says businesswoman Lindsay Jernigan, who has launched a website to help Mandarin speakers adopt more suitable titles.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/11506375/US-entrepreneur-vows-to-rid-China-of-farcical-western-names.html
Devilvamp and Ant Chat:
The Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
Amazon has launched a button that goes on the wall of your home or a household appliance. When you press it, it will order something you’re running out of, for example kitchen roll or washing powder. Called the Dash Button, it is a little hook marked with a brand name. The button is free but only available to Amazon Prime members in the US. So far more than a dozen products are available.
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-32139432
Outro
Friday Mar 20, 2015
Cerebral Satire "Is that your Penis?" Ep 19
Friday Mar 20, 2015
Friday Mar 20, 2015
Episode 19 "Is that your dick?"Your HostDevilvamp, Ant, and WayneJared Leto Jokerhttp://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/5-Big-Reveals-About-Jared-Leto-Joker-Suicide-Squad-70299.htmlMums find the worst items in kids roomshttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/crusty-socks-pringles-tube-filled-5345726 Teaching Wayne17 Professions To Avoid If You Had A Permanent Erectionhttp://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/02/professions-to-avoid-permanent-erection_n_6783522.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-newsMen Cut off Ballshttp://the-daily.buzz/men-cut-off-testicles/?ts_pid=2
Friday Mar 06, 2015
Cerebral Satire: Wayne, Masturbation, and Fetishes Ep. 17
Friday Mar 06, 2015
Friday Mar 06, 2015
Cerebral SatireThis week all 3 guys are here, they talk if guys masturbate to much?
Harrison Ford has signed up to star in Blade Runner 2, is this good or a
bad? More reviews from Ant, and weird sexual fetishes that we and or
people have.
WWW.DSJNP.COM is up! Come and join us there!Show notesMasturbate too much?http://www.menshealth.com/node/79261?icid=OBtrafficMH_TBD_SB1#/video/allPhone Masturbationhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/new-gadget-charges-your-phone-5241299#ICID=sharebar_twitterHarrison Ford Blade Runner 2http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/harrison-ford-confirmed-for-blade-runner-sequel-20150227Ant's Movie ReviewTitanicReservoir dogs25 Weird Fetisheshttp://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/harrison-ford-confirmed-for-blade-runner-sequel-2015022710 Weird Fetisheshttp://www.oddee.com/item_97268.aspxTeaching Wayne
Friday May 22, 2015
Cerebral Satire "Vaginas, Friends, and Cockroach" Ep 28
Friday May 22, 2015
Friday May 22, 2015
Cerebral Satire Ep 28Devilvamp and AntContact infowww.DSJNP.COM is the websiteEmail us at DSJNP.COM@gmail.comFollow us on twitter @DSJNPCOMPlease Rate us on ItunesNo new reviewsIntroMan kills imaginary friendhttp://www.mandatory.com/2015/05/12/man-kills-imaginary-friend-turns-self-in-takes-worlds-saddest/Bill Cosbyhttp://www.vulture.com/2014/09/timeline-of-the-abuse-charges-against-cosby.html25 facts about vaginashttp://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2015/05/25-little-known-facts-about-vaginas/EmailWoman puts foot skin in her family's milkhttp://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/05/a-woman-spiked-her-familys-milk-with-dead-skin-from-her-feet/Japanese Game show with cockroachhttp://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/05/nothing-to-see-here-just-two-japanese-girls-trying-to-blow-a-cockroach-into-each-others-mouths/$100 Worth of groceries up woman Vagina’shttp://newdomainnow.com/1749475-10194815Thrown out of old person homehttp://www.theladbible.com/articles/pensioner-thrown-out-of-old-people-s-home-after-prostitute-found-under-his-bedOutro
Friday Feb 27, 2015
Cerebral Satire New School at the Movies
Friday Feb 27, 2015
Friday Feb 27, 2015
Cerebral SatireAnt and Devilvamp Discuss all things movies, up coming, what happens when we have black super heros. So come take a listen and pretend with us.DSJNP.COM@gmail.com@DSJNPCOM
Friday Nov 14, 2014
Cerebral Satire “Death With Sperm” Ep 5
Friday Nov 14, 2014
Friday Nov 14, 2014
We are just blown away with the News this week, Imagine 2 guys sitting down to talk about Sperm, Dolphins, and Suicide.
Enjoy #CSatire@Devilvamp@MCVigilante
Show Notes
1.
HERO OF THE WEEK
Man takes ‘MDMA and cocaine, steals ambulance and masturbates in police custody’ - busy day
http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/08/man-does-mdma-and-cocaine-steals-ambulance-then-masturbates-in-police-custody-4939932/
OR
Man goes to Mexico to die , fucks a prostitute , snorts coke … Comes back happy
http://elitedaily.com/humor/suicidal-man-mexico-orgy-drugs/842056/
2.
Pastor accuses Starbucks of flavoring its coffee with semen of ’sodomites
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/starbucks-semen-rant/
3.
Florida charity worker, 90, arrested by police for feeding the homeless gets right gets arrested again one day later
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822829/Charity-worker-90-arrested-police-feeding-homeless-gets-right-work-one-day-later-despite-outcry-insensitive-mayor-gets-arrested-again.html
4.
Satans drink ???
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/monster-is-satans-energy-drink-christian-woman-strains-to-argue-9851546.html
5.
Dolphin found dumped in alleyway a mile from the sea ‘died from too much SEX’
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dolphin-found-dumped-alleyway-mile-4590274
6.
Brittany Maynard and Christian Commentshttp://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2014/11/05/christians-show-deceased-death-with-dignity-advocate-brittany-maynard-their-special-brand-of-love/
PICKS OF THE WEEK
ANT
Toast Of London: the funniest UK sitcom nobody’s watching | Den of Geek
http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/toast-of-london/32828/toast-of-london-the-funniest-uk-sitcom-nobodys-watching#.VGEvUvE_NYk.mailto
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_of_London
DevilvampPick of the Week - Good Mythical Morninghttps://www.youtube.com/user/rhettandlink2http://rhettandlink.com/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhett_and_Link
MUSICAL CORNER
Cranberries lead singer arrested for head butting police officer
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6312223/cranberries-dolores-oriordan-airplane-arrest-attack-headbutt-aer-lingus#xheiEIHQBoUeeZQk.03
Monday Feb 16, 2015
Cerebral Satire Special (Oh the Things You'll Hear)
Monday Feb 16, 2015
Monday Feb 16, 2015
Cerebral SatireSo this turned into a completely different show than Ant and I
planed, left and right turns to keep you on your toes. We talk all wine
aside, Wayne is Back and Valentines day sucks! oh and something special
at the end.
DevilvampAnt
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Friday Feb 06, 2015
Cerebral Satire "Emails, Blow jobs, Kissing Guys" Ep 14
Friday Feb 06, 2015
Friday Feb 06, 2015
Cerebral SatireAnt and DV Explain what it is to be human. Well, no not really, we are idiots.
Contact info:DSJNP.COM@gmail.com@DSJNPCOM #Csatire
Friday Jan 30, 2015
Cerebral Satire The Pope, Horses, and Theme Parks Ep 13
Friday Jan 30, 2015
Friday Jan 30, 2015
Cerebral SatireAnt and Devilvamp get a bit crazy for Horses and the Pope.DSJNP.COM!@Gmail.com@DSJNPCOMShow Notes:Sex Theme parkhttp://metro.co.uk/2015/01/26/sex-theme-park-with-giant-penis-rides-to-open-in-taiwan-5036819/Pony Sexhttp://metro.co.uk/2015/01/27/man-was-found-sweating-profusely-and-smelled-strongly-of-horses-after-having-sex-with-them-5037655/Teen Posed as a Doctorhttp://news.sky.com/story/1411642/teen-posed-as-doctor-at-hospital-for-a-monthHolographs are here!http://www.nerdist.com/2015/01/microsoft-introduces-holographic-wearable-device-hololens/God Made Me throw Interceptionshttp://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/01/21/bernstein-god-made-russell-wilson-throw-those-interceptions/#.VL_zSZ6ppME.twitterPope Says Faith should not be mocked.http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/world/wp/2015/01/15/pope-francis-on-charlie-hebdo-you-cannot-insult-the-faith-of-others/My letterTop 5 VillainsOutro
Saturday Jan 24, 2015
Cerebral Satire Teaching Wayne Ep 12
Saturday Jan 24, 2015
Saturday Jan 24, 2015
Ant and Devilvamp teach Wayne some facts of life. Let's see where this goes.
Saturday Jan 10, 2015
Cerebral Satire: Iron Rod, with poo, and Science! Ep 10
Saturday Jan 10, 2015
Saturday Jan 10, 2015
Show NotesCharlie Hebdo Attackhttp://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/charlie-hebdo-deadly-shooting-magazine-ran-muhammad-cartoonsRed Face Man, get a rob up his ass.http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/red-faced-man-gets-iron-rod-4935321Grandmother having a baby with with her grandsonhttp://news.sky.com/story/775948/granny-72-having-a-baby-with-her-grandsonWoman marries her cats 10 years ago.http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/06/woman-marriage-two-cats-anniversary_n_6423642.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news30 Inappropriate children Toyshttp://elitedaily.com/envision/inappropriate-childrens-toys/676401/Excrement Tanker Explodes on people in Chinahttp://www.chinasmack.com/2014/pictures/excrement-tanker-explodes-covering-everyone-in-human-waste.htmlTop Science stories of 2014
Sunday Dec 21, 2014
Cerebral Satire Ep 8 Christmas is here!
Sunday Dec 21, 2014
Sunday Dec 21, 2014
1.Ants Santas Sack Quiz questions
2.Origin Of Christmas and treeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenbgMjRvlYhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree
3.Ants 10 Christmas Cracker Facts
4.your 5 ideal christmas dinner guests
5.Christmas trees banned in the bible (sounds shite)http://www.orlutheran.com/html/jer10.html
6.Your Christmas Traditions 3 at least
7.Top 20 Christmas songs you'll never get sick of....http://www.huffingtonpost.com/evan-bailyn/the-top-20-christmas-songs_b_4459862.html
8.Favourite Christmas Movies
9.Ants Santas Sack Quiz answers
10. music to play out
Friday May 15, 2015
Cerebral Satire "Mum/moms are whores" Ep 27
Friday May 15, 2015
Friday May 15, 2015
Cerebral Satire Ep 27Ant and Devilvampwww.DSJNP.COM is the websiteEmail us at DSJNP.COM@gmail.comFollow us on twitter @DSJNPCOMPlease Rate us on ItunesNo new reviewsTopicsMothers dayUK Election resultsEmailNews StoriesWe were wrong Beards do not have shit in themhttp://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2015/may/04/no-need-for-men-to-get-flush-faced-about-faeces-in-beardsMan gets rapedhttp://www.theladbible.com/articles/man-gets-raped-by-three-women-who-steal-his-semen-and-put-it-in-a-cooler-box8 year old boy in suit casehttp://globalnews.ca/news/1987953/x-ray-reveals-8-year-old-migrant-boy-smuggled-in-suitcase/?utm_source=Other&utm_medium=MostPopular&utm_campaign=20146 record breaking Mom’s http://www.livescience.com/50778-most-extreme-mothers.htmlOutro
Friday May 29, 2015
Cerebral Satire “Flakka, MLP, and Wayne” Ep 29
Friday May 29, 2015
Friday May 29, 2015
Cerebral Satire
Episode 29
Devilvamp, Ant, and Wayne
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Intro
Wanted a MLP and Got Little Tony
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/11608311/The-mix-up-which-left-a-girl-with-a-Little-Tony-birthday-cake-instead-of-My-Little-Pony.html
Girl running around Naked Claiming to be God and Satan
http://m.ajc.com/news/news/weird-news/report-bloody-naked-fla-teen-high-flakka-claims-be/nmHF6/
Guy on Flakka
http://gawker.com/whats-flakka-and-is-it-real-a-guide-to-the-new-moral-p-1696745766
Wayne’s Facts
Sex Ed Questions from 9th Graders
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/05/these-anonymous-9th-grade-sex-ed-questions-will-make-you-glad-youre-not-a-teenager/
Guy Drives through his house to blow off steam
http://97x.com/guy-blows-off-steam-by-crashing-his-truck-through-his-own-house/?trackback=twitter_top
How to Poo better
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/think-you-know-how-poo-5716906
Men who orgasm every day live longer
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/men-who-orgasm-every-day-5728501
Outro