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Cerebral Satire “Guess the story” Ep 46

September 25, 2015

After a search in the pouring rain the offending item was located and fished out

There's a human leg floating down the canal

Fortunately, it was made of rubber but we have no idea what its purpose was

You would never burn a Picasso or any piece of art you invested in and had a passion for

When I was getting more tattoo work completed on my back piece, a $10,000 investment I began considering all of the money and time I had put into my tattoos

"Now, we have a growing gallery with tattoos from passed-away members

He defecated onto his hand and pushed it in my mouth

"took out the human faeces and charged to the policeman sitting at the back of the moving vehicle

(court papers)-

then placed a stethoscope between her legs as if it was a penis

put on exam gloves and told a female employee to ‘bend over’ as though he was going to perform a rectal exam on her

pumping his pelvis against it and making sounds like he was having sex

And he has not been in an accident since that day

Shocked passengers can be heard crying out in disbelief.

"Our driver was disciplined for eating and drinking on the job, which is against our policy.

"I was in the mood, that's basically what happened. "The alcohol made me think I wouldn't. I'm not into erotic public sex or anything like that.""Everyone wants to do something spontaneous."I'm here trying to clear her name and let them know I consented to that, I just didn't finish the job as you could say."